I generally DO NOT do things like this; but, for some reason today in the boy’s bathroom at Kennesaw State University (Social Sciences Building) around 1:13 pm I saw you. Okay…I did not “see YOU” but I heard you, and I smelled you. I was in the handicap stall, and you were in the one next to me. You answered your phone while using the restroom. You said “I’m taking a test, I can’t talk right now, I’ll call you back.” I had to hold back the laughter, clearly you were not taking a test. I thought that was so witty, you must be smart. I liked your shoes, they were checkered Vans. Your ringtone was Kansas “Dust in the Wind”. Not to be too gross…but your lunch did not seem to go over well with your tummy, it was loud and echoed in the bathroom. Anyways, I felt a connection and I know that you felt the same. I went into the stall after you left…I think you were wearing Hollister Cologne, (my fav!) Bathroom Babe, if you are out there…let me know!!! Send me a message and tell me what color checkered Vans you had! I’ll be waiting!