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So, I usually sleep during the day because I’m awake all night. Well, today there were cutting down trees and limbs and it was very loud so I didn’t fall asleep until after 3 this afternoon. I was very tired.

Well, how about some dude shows up at my house from  fucking OHIO and says he talks to me every day and that I asked him to come see me. Dude, says that we talk on the phone and that he road his bike from Ohio to Florida and that they need to wake me up because he’s here now.

Not only did this dude have my address (which I’m still kinda weirded out about) he described exactly what I look like.

Long story short…I didn’t get up…figured I didn’t know him and rolled my ass over and went back to sleep.

Homeboy gets pissed off and tells them that he’ll be back later and that it’s pretty messed up I’m not gonna wake up since I’m the one who told him to come.

Bitch…I don’t know you!!! I don’t know why you’re at my house…but believe me….I didn’t invite you!!!